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Modern Wit Congrats Happy for You A Little Bit Jealous Card

Congrats Happy for You A Little Bit Jealous Card

$5.75

Congratulations! I Am So Excited For You...And Only The Tiniest Bit Jealous. Perfect for engagements, weddings, birthdays or any occasion when you're feeling both happy but also a little bit jealous.

Citizen Ruth Edward Scissorhands Stolen Card

Edward Scissorhands Stolen Card

$5.75

To The Love of Your Life with a dark sense of humor! This homage to Edward Scissorhands reads, "You have stolen my heart."

Modern Wit LV001 Shave My Legs Card

LV001 Shave My Legs Card

$5.75

Modern Wit's hilarious cards are the perfect gifts for your friends who will appreciate a gentle roast by a close pal!

Offensive & Delightful I Love Your Boobs Card

I Love Your Boobs Card

$5.75

Some of our top selling cards come from Offensive & Delightful! These cards are guaranteed to give you or your friend a kick in the ass and a nice big laugh! Designed in Los Angeles and printed in San Jose.

Crimson & Clover Thanks For Having A Big Dick Card

Thanks For Having A Big Dick Card

$5.75

Crimson & Clover touts an offensive but hilarious selection of products, just like this one! AAPI and female owned, this small business provides quality products made in the USA. Get your hands on their brutally honest cards and laugh your ass off!

Modern Wit Tolerated Me Anniversary Card

Tolerated Me Anniversary Card

$5.75

Modern Wit's hilarious cards are the perfect gifts for your friends who will appreciate a gentle roast by a close pal!

Mod Lounge Paper Co. Grease You're The One That I Want Card

Grease You're The One That I Want Card

$5.75

Feel the nostalgia and romance with our hand drawn Danny & Sandy You're The One That I Want Card! This pop icon design inspired by the classic movie Grease is perfect for valentines or everyday use.

Modern Wit LV007 Raise A Dog With Anniversary Card

LV007 Raise A Dog With Anniversary Card

$5.75

There Is No One I Would Rather Raise A Dog With

• 4.25" x 5.5" (A2)

• Individually packaged in a clear cellophane sleeve

That's So Andrew You're Clingy Card

You're Clingy Card

$5.75

That's So Andrew greeting cards are printed, designed, and packaged in our Monroe, Washington studio by Andrew and his team. Crafted with quality paper and paired with a gorgeous color envelope.

Party Mountain Paper Company Out of Con-troll Card

Out of Con-troll Card

$5.75

"My love for you is out of con-troll"

Citizen Ruth I'll Never Find Another Like You - Taylor Swift Card

I'll Never Find Another Like You - Taylor Swift Card

$5.75

Citizen Ruth is a queer owned small business based in Portland, OR. Citizen Ruth employs more than 250 queer, female, or marginalized artists by printing their art onto products, like this one! Intersectional feminism never looked so good on a company.

Citizen Ruth Death Becomes Her Love Card

Death Becomes Her Love Card

$5.75

Citizen Ruth is a queer owned small business based in Portland, OR. Citizen Ruth employs more than 250 queer, female, or marginalized artists by printing their art onto products, like this one! Intersectional feminism never looked so good on a company.

Pretty Alright Goods Fuck I miss you Card

Fuck I miss you Card

$5.75

This birthday card is letterpress printed on a vintage Windmill press in Raleigh, NC. Each card is 100% cotton paper, blank inside, includes a kraft envelope and cello sleeve. A2 size (4.25" x 5.5")

Modern Wit LV016 Feel So Sorry Card

LV016 Feel So Sorry Card

$5.75

Modern Wit's hilarious cards are the perfect gifts for your friends who will appreciate a gentle roast by a close pal!

Modern Wit LV004 Anniversary Card

LV004 Anniversary Card

$5.75

Modern Wit's hilarious cards are the perfect gifts for your friends who will appreciate a gentle roast by a close pal!

Offensive & Delightful Palm Tree I Fucking Love You card

Palm Tree I Fucking Love You card

$5.75

Some of our top selling cards come from Offensive & Delightful! These cards are guaranteed to give you or your friend a kick in the ass and a nice big laugh! Designed in Los Angeles and printed in San Jose.

Offensive & Delightful Your Ass Is Mine Card

Your Ass Is Mine Card

$5.75

Some of our top selling cards come from Offensive & Delightful! These cards are guaranteed to give you or your friend a kick in the ass and a nice big laugh! Designed in Los Angeles and printed in San Jose.

The Little Gay Shop Fuck Valentine's Day A2 Card

Fuck Valentine's Day A2 Card

$5.75

For that special someone who believes Valentine's Day was invented by Hallmark to sell cards <3

A2 digital print folded card with a red envelope. Individually wrapped in plastic sleeve.

Inside: Blank

The Little Gay Shop I Wish I Knew How To Quit You Card

I Wish I Knew How To Quit You Card

$5.75

The famous quote from Brokeback Mountain. Perfect for your cowfolk partner <3

A2 digital print folded card with a pink envelope. Individually wrapped in plastic sleeve.

Inside: Blank

Design With Heart Just Be You Greeting Card

Just Be You Greeting Card

$5.75

Just Be You!
Blank white interior.
Ready for your unique message.
Printed on premium, FSC certified-sustainable paper
Coordinating premium, shimmered envelope included
Packaged in clear acetate sleeve.

Offensive & Delightful Lucky Man Valentine Card

Lucky Man Valentine Card

$5.75

"Happy Valentine's Day to the man i'm lucky enough to call mine" Style No. VL10 A funny and cool, silly, ridiculous, sexy, amazing, adult type card for Valentine's Day.

Offensive & Delightful Tattoo Baby I Love You Card

Tattoo Baby I Love You Card

$5.75

Show your love with this charming card, featuring a vintage baby tattoo with the words "Ooooh motherfucker, I just fucking love you!"
Blank inside

Offensive & Delightful Love you SOB Card

Love you SOB Card

$5.75

Show someone how much you love them with this beautifully illustrated card that reads "I love you, you son of a bitch"

Offensive & Delightful Have Sex with Me! Love Card

Have Sex with Me! Love Card

$5.75

Show the woman who you're sharing intimacy with this charming and funny card, showing her she's the most beautiful, intelligent and amazing woman ever.