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Offensive & Delightful PL05 This President Sucks Ass Birthday Card

PL05 This President Sucks Ass Birthday Card

$5.75

"Goddamn this president sucks ass!!! I mean...happy birthday!" Style No. PL05 political birthday card

Dimensions: 0 x 5.5 x 4.5 in (0 x 14 x 11.4 cm)

Smitten Kitten Go Shawty! Its Sherbert Day! Birthday Card

Go Shawty! Its Sherbert Day! Birthday Card

$5.75

• A2 (4.25” x 5.5”)
• Blank inside
• Digitally printed with beautiful gold foiling
• Printed on Acid Free / Chlorine Free / FSC Certified stock
• Includes yellow Green Seal® Certified envelope and cellophane sleeve
• Designed and printed in Canada

Mod Lounge Paper Co. Happy Birthday Mamacita Card

Happy Birthday Mamacita Card

$5.75

Celebrate with a little spice and sass! This vintage pinup greeting card features a Latin pinup illustration against a palm backdrop, perfect for wishing that special someone a Happy Birthday or Feliz Cumpleaños with a little flair.

Mod Lounge Paper Co. To A Classic Guy Vintage Car Card

To A Classic Guy Vintage Car Card

$5.75

Rev up your greetings with our Classic Guy Greeting Card. Featuring a vintage red classic car illustration, this card is perfect for vintage lovin' guy in your life. With a blank inside, you can personalize your message. Plus, the included envelope liner

Offensive & Delightful GY08 A Little Cock Birthday Card

GY08 A Little Cock Birthday Card

$5.75

"Who doesn't want a little Cock for their birthday?"

• Dimensions: 4.5 x 5.5 in (11.4 x 14 cm)

Pretty Alright Goods Nah Nope Birthday Card

Nah Nope Birthday Card

$5.75

Please drop the skincare routine Immediately!

This birthday card is letterpress printed on a vintage Windmill press in Raleigh, NC. Each card is 100% cotton paper, blank inside, includes a kraft envelope and cello sleeve. A2 size (4.25" x 5.5")

Offensive & Delightful Fuck Putin and Happy Birthday Card

Fuck Putin and Happy Birthday Card

$5.75

Fuck Putin... and happy birthday!

Offensive & Delightful Your Day Bitch! Birthday Card

Your Day Bitch! Birthday Card

$5.75

Give a birthday greeting as timeless and classy as it deserves with this beautiful card, done in an early 20th century illustrative watercolor and ink style.

Offensive & Delightful Old Fashioned for an Old Fuck Birthday Card

Old Fashioned for an Old Fuck Birthday Card

$5.75

Here's an old fashioned for an old fuck! Give this funny and beautiful birthday card to that special old lush in your life.

Offensive & Delightful Godzilla Beach Party Birthday Card

Godzilla Beach Party Birthday Card

$5.75

Any birthday is more exciting with a giant Godzilla-like sea monster is crashing your party. Doesn't everyone do that?

Offensive & Delightful Face in Cake Birthday Card

Face in Cake Birthday Card

$5.75

You want cake for your birthday? How about a whole FACE FULL OF CAKE?

Offensive & Delightful C Is For Cunt Birthday Card

C Is For Cunt Birthday Card

$5.75

B is for birthday, but C is for cunt... and this card goes to that one special person... you know who.

Offensive & Delightful Little Ass Birthday Card

Little Ass Birthday Card

$5.75

Who doesn't want a little ass on their birthday? Send this beautifully illustrated card to that right person!

The Queer Store Rocky Horror Picture Show Birthday Card

Rocky Horror Picture Show Birthday Card

$5.75

Wish a fab celebration with the Dr. Frank-N-Furter card, created with love at home and professionally printed.
Size: 7x5'' or A5' / 18cm x 12.5 cm / A5

The Queer Store Beyonce Renaissance Birthday Card

Beyonce Renaissance Birthday Card

$5.75

Beyoncé fan art illustration Birthday card.

This greeting card is created with love at home and professionally printed.

That's So Andrew Birthday Is Filled With Cock Card

Birthday Is Filled With Cock Card

$5.75

"I hope your birthday is filled with love, gifts and cock.... *cake, damn auto-correct"

That's So Andrew Cake or Ass Birthday Card

Cake or Ass Birthday Card

$5.75

"Do you want some cake? Or should I just sit on your face?" That birthday card that basically says it all...

That's So Andrew Fabulous Titties Birthday Card

Fabulous Titties Birthday Card

$5.75

"I hope your birthday is as fabulous as those titties"... perfect birthday sentiment for that person in your life. You know who.

That's So Andrew Happy Birthey Non Binary Birthday Card

Happy Birthey Non Binary Birthday Card

$5.75

The perfect birTHEY card for that amazing non-binary person in your life! With matching purple envelope.

That's So Andrew Happy Birthday To The Baddest Bitch Card

Happy Birthday To The Baddest Bitch Card

$5.75

Obviously, the perfect birthday card for the baddest bitch in your life, complete with a stylish matching pink envelope.

The Found Wednesday Creepy Birthday Card

Wednesday Creepy Birthday Card

$5.75

May you have a creepy birthday! This gorgeous card features Wednesday Addams, as played by Palm Desert native Jenna Ortega.

Mod Lounge Paper Co. It's Your Birthday Have A Ball Retro Disco Bowling Card

It's Your Birthday Have A Ball Retro Disco Bowling Card

$5.75

Get ready to party with our It's Your Birthday Have a Ball Disco Bowling Card! Featuring a retro bowling theme in a vibrant pink palette, this card is sure to make any birthday extra special. Plus, the envelope liner adds a fun touch.

Offensive & Delightful How F*cking Lucky Are We to Have Each Other Card

How F*cking Lucky Are We to Have Each Other Card

$5.75

A funny and cool card for LOVE, Valentine's Day, sexy time, marriage, anniversary, birthdays... whenever you have to express how much you love someone.

Pretty Alright Goods Fine Lines Birthday Card

Fine Lines Birthday Card

$5.75

For some people, another year older really just means another year hotter. Celebrate that with this greeting card!