The outside of this 3D dick card is deceptively sweet, reading “Your Package Has Arrived” on the front cover. Little does that dirty dick lover know, this pop up card comes cocked and loaded with a veiny surprise.

This hilarious 3D greeting card is for your favorite, horned up show off. Unicorn Stripper is here to celebrate good times, c’mon. The front cover features the saddest damn donkey with “Other people” written above it.

The front of the card sets the scene with an elegant birthday cake, topped with golden sparklers and a glowing candle, ready for celebration.

This weed themed greeting card will make any reggae loving stoner skank harder than your dad at a destination wedding. The front cover features an illustrated bong in the famous rastafarian colors–green, yellow and red

The outside of this 3d dick card is deceptively sweet, reading “your package has arrived” on the front cover. Little does that dirty dick lover know, this pop up card comes cocked and loaded with a veiny surprise.

The outside of this naughty 3d boobs card hilariously illustrates six types of bare-chested titties - jugs, ta-ta’s, boobies, breasts, knockers and cans.

Get a big smile and sloppy cheers out of that clumsy drunk in your life. The front cover of our dirty martini greeting card features a well-balanced mix of gin, vermouth and anticipatory binge drinking.

Some people get excited about birthdays. This cat? It’s got better things to do—like licking its own behind and raiding the cake.