Offensive Pens - Peepa's
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Offensive Pens

$14.50
Finally, the pen set no one asked for. 5 pens with that clicking thing that will annoy the shit out of your co-workers if you won't stop pressing it.
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Phrases include:

That's Not My Job

Per My Last Email

I'm Starting To Feel Sick Tomorrow

This Meeting Could Have Been An Email

Oh, For Fucks Sake

These funny pens are perfect for any occasion – whether it's for 4th of July, summer fun, Father's Day gifts, back to school, holiday gifts, or Christmas 2024. They pair perfectly with journals, notebooks, greeting cards, and wrapping paper, and they’re a hit with teachers and in the office for adding a touch of humor to your workday!

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